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What did the flower say to the other flower?

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We all know that flora can speak, and if you did not know this - now you know!  Even one of my all-time favourite scary movie-makers M Night Shyamalamahaan has shown this in The Happening (love, love, love). Their language is far too complex for us Homo Sapiens to understand, but that has not stopped us from creating a language for them but for us to use ourselves. This is called  Floriography -  the art of communicating through different types of flowers. Giving flowers to someone on different occasions most of us has done at some point in our lives. To celebrate, to apologize... to say goodbye... But I had never thought about Floriography when I have purchased or picked my bouquets... I had only gone by their looks. What if the flowers I have given away has communicated something other than what I had in mind? Maybe I have been rude without knowing it, or declared an emotion I definitely did not mean to convey? There are flowers out there that suit certain situations o...

BREAKING NEWS

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BREAKING NEWS The Duchess of Dublin is marrying her Prince Charming!                                           "I am beyond happy" It was just now that the couple announced their engagement on social media. The wedding, that is to be held summer of next year is believed to be ONE of many other weddings in 2022. A close source to the couple says it is going to be enchanted and over the top. "No expenses spared for these 2 lovey, dovey hummingbirds." The Duchess and Prince Charming are living together with their dog Tyson Featherbottom III in central Dublin and have been going steady for several years now. Preparations are underway in full 1920´s swing and will have the under- middle and overtones of le Classique elegance that will tempt the senses. The planning is way on the way for their over-the-top jamboree and the couple are very excited for a great year to co...

In your dreams!

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Losing your teeth  -  feeling of powerlessness and loss of control, losing something, like a job or a relationship. Your are naked in public  - a fear of being found out and exposed over your activities or feel that someone is misjudging you. Drowning  - fear of  being overwhelmed by your worries and emotions, struggling with something in your personal or professional life, having a conflict with someone or fighting for your own survival. Dreams, or head movies, are for some a means by which the brain processes emotions, memories and information that has been absorbed throughout the waking day. For others, they have a deeper meaning, a sign or a premonition of something that is to happen and some wake up with no memory of dreaming at all. I rarely dream, but when I do it is usually the same one. The top three mentioned are a few of the most common dreams but the one I have when I am not awake is being chased - by dinosaurs... specifically Velociraptors....

Encounters 2 - The Beagle Boy

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HONEY BUNNY Any of you fuckin´ pricks move and I´ll execute every mother fuckin´ last one of you! Finding a job you are good at or really like can happen during all stages of life. My grandfather knew when he was 5 that he would become a priest, whilst I have no clue what I am going to be when I grow up... most likely I will become a unicorn... when reversed rhinoplasty has been invented and perfected. Thanks to my encounter nr. 2, I got to hear the absolute true story about a man who found his calling mid-life and changed history forever. Nowhere but in a taxi can one (a.k.a me) hear these kind of best sellers - ear candy bubblegum, with a swirl of danger! My taxi driver Patrick asks me where I am from... - "Sweden, yeah?... Well let me tell you a story about my friend who moved to Sweden..." Let me take you back to the 80´s, a decade of recession, unemployment and emigration in Ireland... and an era of people looking like this: Patri...